ruggedzero's definitions

Kry-vanaugh

The over-the-top cry-baby, pleading, weeping, whining, tear-filled sniveling and imploring as exemplified by Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings.

The senator was pulling a Kry-vanaugh when they caught him fingering his assistant.

by ruggedzero September 27, 2018

Trumpanzee

Anyone who blindly follows Trump.

"Jim sold his pick-up truck to the guy in the trailer next to his so he could go to the Trump rally. Fucking Trumpanzee."

by ruggedzero July 20, 2016

zizz-wheel

Zizz Wheel refers to a woman's ablility to gyrate her pelvis rhythmically in perfect attunement to her lover's thrusts. Hip tilt and "swirl" are other prime examples of this rare and much-sought-after talent.

"Lisa had the zizz-wheel rockin' last night, bigtime! I'm still feelin' the hurchabone."

by RuggedZero May 27, 2008

Screwvenir

Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality memento, keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little shacks in "touristy" destinations.

"My shitty $3 Bahamas T-shirt was only $28... ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"

"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."

by ruggedzero March 4, 2019