Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid
son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (
particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass
motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.
Dude was
literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was
high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage
condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.