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screndle

v. To Screndle

To bamboozle or confusle one with tenacity.
Shit, I’ve just been screndled”
by Marenghi December 12, 2021
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scrundle

a small amount of weed placed on top of previously smoked weed in a bowl, bong, etc

This word can also be used to describe an extremely small amount of weed in general less than 0.1g.
Come on, put a little scrundle on top!
by dajerseyplayboy420 August 20, 2010
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scrundle

The "scrundle" is the patch of skin that connects the scrotum to the grundle.
"Well, ain't that a kick in the scrundle!"
by Warpt June 4, 2007
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scrundles

related to scrundle-with regard to small amount of weed or small buds
any scrundles mate?? "yeah, im on the last of it dude"!
by Grundy :-] November 2, 2010
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Scrundle

A bundle of several digital subscription services, all paid for together, usually at an overall discount rate
I have a great deal on a scrundle of the New York Times online, Bloomberg online, and the Wall Street Journal
by FenderBlender2 March 9, 2022
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Scrundle

The scrundle is where the scrotum meets the grundle.
The grundle is where the gooch meets the trundle.
The trundle is where the trouble meets the bundle.
Forundle, foshundle, right straight upside your scrundle.
by worddefinersmith December 25, 2009
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Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
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