Skrendle 

Noun: skrendle : the single poop pebble that was the result of an attempt at shitting hard like your life depends on it.

Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.

Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.

Past tense of skrendling : skrendled

Example 1:

Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”

Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”

Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”

Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”

Guy 1 : “Dude what?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”

Guy 1 : “What?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.

Example 2:

When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”

Skrendle by Skrendle daddy July 7, 2023

Skrendle 

Noun: skrendle : the single poop pebble that was the result of an attempt at shitting hard like your life depends on it.

Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.

Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.

Past tense of skrendling : skrendled

Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”

Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”

Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”

Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”

Guy 1 : “Dude what?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”

Guy 1 : “What?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.

Example 2:

When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”

Skrendle by Skrendle daddy July 9, 2023

skrindle 

A big fat Meatlip who drops out at the last minute and decides to beat his meat three times daily instead of spending time with his best friends (brothers); also referred to as a dingle berry or a skimp; or more commonly, a Spooby

1. Dang that mother fucker stood us up, what a skrindle.

2. That skrindle got some scrumpets on his booty, and his dog is a squeeb.

skrindle by The Antler Attic Brotherhood November 24, 2013

Skrender 

That tingly feeling when a limb is lacking blood

She felt skrender from her butthole to her toes

Skrender by Spidey420 December 6, 2018

screndle

v. To Screndle

To bamboozle or confusle one with tenacity.

“Shit, I’ve just been screndled”

screndle by Marenghi December 12, 2021

strendle 

A door stop, especially the wedge-shaped rubber ones

Use the strendle so the door doesn’t slam

strendle by Placid_puma August 25, 2022

Skrendel

Defines a unique type of person, who is inherently addicted to being the grammar police, loves reading books, and/or is an avid hater of 4K UHD Blurays.

A Skrendel may or may not have siblings, thus forming a Skrendel Clan.

Timothy: Hey, isn't Randy over there such a Skrendel.

Drake: Yea, he is.
Randy: No, I just like some unique things.
Timothy and Drake: Shut up, Skrendel.

Skrendel by Boo69Boo69 April 9, 2023