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A very unreliable source to get your news from. Calling people anti-Semitic, because of a joke they made. Even though one of their writers, hypofritz, also made anti-Semitic jokes.
Wall Street Journal is back at it again with fake news
by BallzDeepIn69 February 24, 2017
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A fucking horseshit news source that should do suicide. It takes everything out of context and calls people anti-semitic even though no body actually cares so they're just trying to get more $ because they know nobody actually reads their shit newspaper. Only dumbass hypofritz work there because no one else is dumb enough to stoop to their level.
"I work at wall street journal," said Alfred Chokesondick, a very retarded an unreliable journalist.
"Fuck you. Tell satan I said hi when you go back from where you came from," responded smart person that knows Wall Street Journal sucks donkey balls.
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by Where the frogs February 25, 2017
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High class shitrag newspaper catering to a bunch of little office-dwelling fucks who light their cigars with hundred dollar biils.
Sloan scanned the Wall Street Journal looking for the company she ass-rammed on the stock exchange yesterday.
by Ebeling June 23, 2003
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A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.
None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!
by sean June 19, 2003
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A newspaper that is read by those interested in buisness and stocks.
My Dad, who owns lots of stocks, often reads the Wall Street Journal.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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