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A very unreliable source to get your news from. Calling people anti-Semitic, because of a joke they made. Even though one of their writers, hypofritz, also made anti-Semitic jokes.
Wall Street Journal is back at it again with fake news
by BallzDeepIn69 February 24, 2017
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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A fucking horseshit news source that should do suicide. It takes everything out of context and calls people anti-semitic even though no body actually cares so they're just trying to get more $ because they know nobody actually reads their shit newspaper. Only dumbass hypofritz work there because no one else is dumb enough to stoop to their level.
"I work at wall street journal," said Alfred Chokesondick, a very retarded an unreliable journalist.
"Fuck you. Tell satan I said hi when you go back from where you came from," responded smart person that knows Wall Street Journal sucks donkey balls.
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by Where the frogs February 25, 2017
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High class shitrag newspaper catering to a bunch of little office-dwelling fucks who light their cigars with hundred dollar biils.
Sloan scanned the Wall Street Journal looking for the company she ass-rammed on the stock exchange yesterday.
by Ebeling June 23, 2003
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Wall Street Journal is a news website, or as sane people refer to it, a pile of shit. Their journalists create clickbait articles that completely over exaggerate the facts and mislead the reader with often incorrect statements. Anyone who reads these articles and steps on the side of these propaganda spreading and bigoted people probably is probably extremely uninformed of the topics in these articles, nor do they cross check any legitimate sources.
Person A: Did you read this interesting article about Discord on the Wall Street Journal?

Person B: Fuck you lol.
by Zyrakia June 15, 2019
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