10 definitions by The Real Sputnik
Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.
Alternatively spelled mommybanger.
Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Alternatively spelled mommybanger.
Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.
Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.
Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.
by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022
Bhig Bhang - Very large amounts of exceedingly high quality marijuana. At least a pound or more of Cannabis Cup quality weed.
Just put some fat colas on the line to dry. We’ll be rolling some Bhig Bhang real soon.
Yo, bust me off an elbow of that Bhig Bhang.
You ever heard of the Bhig Bhang Theory?
Hell yeah bro. I live it.
Yo, bust me off an elbow of that Bhig Bhang.
You ever heard of the Bhig Bhang Theory?
Hell yeah bro. I live it.
by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022
by The Real Sputnik June 4, 2022
Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is
exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.
Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.
That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - completely taking over a situation while simultaneously turning it into a shit show.
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - Robbing or conning somebody out of their shit.
“He’s saying that if them terries is gonna try something in here today, like the Bounce, Boogie, and Bump - that we got this shit on lock!”
Prepared for Terries
-Key and Peele
Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.
Prepared for Terries
-Key and Peele
Darren got The Bounce, Boogie, and Bump from a hottie who makes a living off guys like him.
by The Real Sputnik June 23, 2022
Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022