She had the tenacity of a snotball!
by j mcclelland June 29, 2006
A birthmark on Jack Black's right ass cheek
you can look it up in the dictionary, it won't be there.
you can look it up in the dictionary, it won't be there.
by sebastiancee November 04, 2007
The undefined word given to Jack Black as a sloppy birthmark of which became the beginning of the band name 'Tenacious D'. Kyle Gass owns the other birthmark which states 'ious D'.
Tenac + ious D = Tenacious D
by Tom Brinkman November 25, 2006
Final Fantasy VII fan fiction story found on ffn (the pit) that is a retelling of Final Fantasy VII with Zack as the main character. There is boy smexing, which Strange and Intoxicating -rsa- seemes to enjoy. There is a following, but it isn't quite to the point of rabidness yet.
Girl: OMG! TENACITY HAS BEEN UPDATED!
Boy: What the hell is a 'Tenacity'?
Girl: ZACK/CLOUD BOYSECKS THAT MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF IT?
Boy: I don't know... but could you stop yelling at me?
Girl: NO! squee
Boy: What the hell is a 'Tenacity'?
Girl: ZACK/CLOUD BOYSECKS THAT MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW OF IT?
Boy: I don't know... but could you stop yelling at me?
Girl: NO! squee
by Bottomslash May 05, 2009
tenac it's samsquanch
by Luke Woodworth and Brandon Publicover March 16, 2007
A drinking game where players use 10 cups, each player gets 1 cup of water, 1 cup of chaser, and one shot glass. You play a game such as never have I ever or 2 truths and a lie. To begin a game, all players chug one cup of beer. The first one finish goes first. The object is to last as long as my as you can with only your original chaser cup. Once you need a refill chaser or something else, you loose. GOOD LUCK!
by Loose_Arrow June 20, 2015
An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025