screwdle

This word describes the kneading action of cats when in a state of extreme contentment. Thought to be UK Midlands in origin (Staffordshire)

The cat sat on the bed and screwdled the quilt in a state of feline bliss.

by Peter R Jensen April 19, 2008

screwgled

To be screwed over by information made publicly available through a search engine.

“My wife caught me leaving a strip club on Google Street View, I got screwgled!”

by John Olmstead August 4, 2007

screwdezvous

a booty call; the chief part of a friend's with benefits relationship

"So are you two together?"
"Nah, it's just a friend's with bennies type deal. But we're going to screwdezvous at her place at one."
...
Sammy and Chris had a screwdezvous during halftime of the Pat's game.

by oleaveitin October 4, 2009

screwdent

A screwdent is a student who is having sex with a professor or teacher.

They are generally pursued by the instructor, but may be the pursuer.

My man Malcom is getting banged by Mrs. K, that hot chem professor.

I swear, he's her second or third screwdent this year!

by MQTV August 17, 2020

screwleojuda

The dumbest person alive he is a complete idiot and the funniest person ever. He loves to shmeal and hookup with girls. But overall screwleojuda is a good guy and a great friend

screwleojuda loves a good shmeal bar

by Jim haynes November 30, 2022

sheizberry strewdle

A pastrey strewdle full of fecies of any kind.

I ate the nastiest pastrey full of poo. It was a sheizberry strewdle

by Cryptic Smoker October 12, 2008

screwdl

A breed of dog that continuously humps. It never stops, even after it ejaculates. Experts suggest getting it de-sexed if you don't want a sticky house hold

"I just bought a dog!"
"What kind?"
"It's a Screwdl!"
"Aw! Cute!"

by pink_sandisk September 26, 2015