screencream

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To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

screencream by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Words you can keep

Screenscreaming

What comes out of your mouth upon reading or seeing something so offensive on your newsfeed it makes you rage at your screen, which is largely innocent.

When I clicked on the link about her book condoning marital rape, I couldn't stop screenscreaming at my laptop.

Screenscreaming by Sawpoet September 28, 2013

screendreamer

n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.

GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.

GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?

GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!

GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.

screendreamer by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011

screencracker

Describes a persons somewhat unappealing expression in a photograph where the photograph is viewed digitally.

The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.

That photo on facebook is a screencracker

screencracker by Bob oneill January 1, 2011

screencreeper

An individual or group of individuals who lurk over a person's computer screen or cell phone and follow their activities through that screen

Johnny is such a screencreeper, everytime I am on facebook he is lurking over my shoulder

screencreeper by kumarisgay June 11, 2011

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026