To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)
I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
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When I clicked on the link about her book condoning marital rape, I couldn't stop screenscreaming at my laptop.
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n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.
GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
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The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.
The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.
by Bob oneill January 1, 2011
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