Definitions by Sawpoet

Handzoom 

When your best photographic situation is the zoom screen, where you are at your most handsome, hence, "Handzoom".

Wow did you ever look handzoom at the big meeting yesterday. Then, after, I creeped your instagram and I realized that you're only hot on zoom.

Handzoom by Sawpoet November 15, 2020

Covoiding 

Avoiding someone due to COVID I9, a.k.a The Corona Virus.

Sorry if I've been covoiding you, but there's a global pandemic going on right now Carl.

Covoiding by Sawpoet March 24, 2020

Uberbutt 

The butt you get when you stop going on the bus, subway or walking anymore and start only using Uber. A flatter, comfier seat, sure, but... Uberbutt.

We used to all be about Terry's fantastic ass, but now, he's never on the bus anymore and it looks like he's got Uberbutt.

Uberbutt by Sawpoet March 12, 2020

Emotidom

What the angry face emoji represents for the Dom/Sub community. A threat, a promise, and a reminder of who's boss.

Stuart suddered with anticipation, Ursula had given his post an emotidom, and was due home with her new flogger.

Emotidom by Sawpoet March 11, 2020

slameurysm 

When you are at a poetry slam competition and there are so many poems performed you worry that it is somehow going to create a blood clot in your brain

During the last round of 25 poets I had a sudden blinding headache and worried I might have developed a slameurysm.

slameurysm by Sawpoet October 14, 2013

Faceregret 

The feeling you get after engaging in heated exchanges on your or someone else's Facebook walls.

I faceregret that I called you a stinking selfish pig. I misread your earlier comment.

Faceregret by Sawpoet September 28, 2013

Screenscreaming 

What comes out of your mouth upon reading or seeing something so offensive on your newsfeed it makes you rage at your screen, which is largely innocent.

When I clicked on the link about her book condoning marital rape, I couldn't stop screenscreaming at my laptop.

Screenscreaming by Sawpoet September 28, 2013