screbend 

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.

"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."

screbend by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

screb end 

The Butt of a cigarette which is usually found lying on the floor of pavements,parks etc. Chavs have an amazing affinity for spotting these from a mile, just like a cow can spot the blades of grass in a field.

Fuck meeeee sideways... thats an odin that is, I just found a screbend and it's half full.

screb end by Solstice May 2, 2005

screb end 

A Person Who Is A Complete Prick; A Person Of No Use; A Dirty Person

You are a right screb end, do you know that

screb end by Sean OG January 17, 2004

Screendoor shit 

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

Screendoor shit by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

screendump 

The act of using the shift/control+"Print Screen" option on the keyboard, (for instance to copy a picture which has been locked and is not copy-and-pasteable), then dumping it into a program like Photoshop for editing.

I had to screendump the images on my assignment because they were copyrighted.

screendump by erratika June 18, 2004

scretend 

scretend is my own origanal word sed as as insult to any1 it basicly means scummy shiznit on the end of your bell
but also if sed to a gurl means there a scummy slut

boy 1: haha i had sum nice poon last nite
boy 2: really i bet she was a scretend

scretend by kyle teggart October 26, 2006

screendrop 

To secretly view another's computer screen.

Joe's desk is in front of mine, so I can't help but screendrop.

screendrop by ttsjmp July 16, 2008