screbend

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.

"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."

by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

screbender

noun for screbend, a person lighting and smoking a screbend, most commonly one thts already put out

tom is a total screbender

by ollie GH August 11, 2006