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A step past being a vanilla, boring person. People who lack substance in their personality. They are likely hard to talk to, and when you can get a conversation out of them, it's boring and surface-level.
Person 1: I've been dating this guy for five months and every time we talk he talks about the weather.
Person 2: That guy is watery
Watery by lydrauhl August 23, 2018
Words you can keep
The real name of Wateri from Death Note, if this name is said around a brunette asthmatic friend at 2:27 in the morning while reading fan fiction you could risk your friend drowning on the water they were drinking in between chapters. Say with caution.
You: WaTeRy
Brunette asthmatic friend: HIIHHFKDOWUHEHTKFOYQHHRKROF *choking sounds* *proceeds to have an asthma attack while you are 10.7 miles away with only a learner’s permit for driving and no way into their house*
You: BRO STOP DYING !!!!!!
Watery by luna cocinas April 12, 2022
another word to describe how good you look. by famous rapper max b
son, im looking real watery today.
watery by wavy rocc December 22, 2008
Consisting of, containing, or resembling water. Synonyms; thin, runny, weak, sloppy
what a watery goal from Cormac O Donovan
Watery by Nowforyou September 19, 2017

watery tart 

A dirty tampon.

Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

watery tart by bretney November 27, 2006

watery smile 

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile
She gave him a watery smile.

watery moon 

Can thy hit thee watery moon?
watery moon by bigdunc2 February 26, 2017
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