Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

California Screendoor by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

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Rickety Screendoor

A high pitched and oscillating farther, which mimics the sound of a squeaky screen door.

The Wife ripped one that sounded like a Rickety Screendoor.

Rickety Screendoor by SpookyJanglez October 29, 2023

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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

banged me like a cheap screen door by Vanesca April 18, 2012

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screenlooker

A screenlooker is anyone who on a multiplayer shooter looks at another player's screen to identify their location and frag them as many times as possible. An example game is Halo 2.

"Dude how the freak did you just kill me?"
"I'm just really good."
"Damn screenlooker."

screenlooker by ColdVantage January 4, 2005

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