Screendoor

A very easily to get woman who gets around a bit
OR and nice insult

Ummm.... one Miss Hayley T

by Tom Stallard February 20, 2003

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

Rickety Screendoor

A high pitched and oscillating farther, which mimics the sound of a squeaky screen door.

The Wife ripped one that sounded like a Rickety Screendoor.

by SpookyJanglez October 29, 2023