scretend 

scretend is my own origanal word sed as as insult to any1 it basicly means scummy shiznit on the end of your bell
but also if sed to a gurl means there a scummy slut

boy 1: haha i had sum nice poon last nite
boy 2: really i bet she was a scretend

scretend by kyle teggart October 26, 2006

scratend

1. Literally, another word for the head of a penis.
2. A chavvy insult, equivalent to jebend or bellend

"Fuck off ya scratend!"

scratend by Andrew Gallimore June 11, 2006

Screendoor shit 

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

Screendoor shit by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

screendump 

The act of using the shift/control+"Print Screen" option on the keyboard, (for instance to copy a picture which has been locked and is not copy-and-pasteable), then dumping it into a program like Photoshop for editing.

I had to screendump the images on my assignment because they were copyrighted.

screendump by erratika June 18, 2004

screbend 

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.

"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."

screbend by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

screendrop 

To secretly view another's computer screen.

Joe's desk is in front of mine, so I can't help but screendrop.

screendrop by ttsjmp July 16, 2008

skretend 

A word made famous by MC Devvo, used to describe those in the lower ranks of society who drink all day and claim benefits.

Look at that skretend stealing special brew from the co-op!

skretend by Ajax99994 May 18, 2016