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(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.

(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.

(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
(1) A: Yeah, I had a row with my girlfriend.

B: And it rained all day.

C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.

A, B and C: Scraaaange!

(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.

(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.
scrange by scranged May 29, 2011

Scrotal Scrapage

The scraping of the scrotum.
I wish that dude would die by scrotal scrapage.
Scrotal Scrapage by Mackieman August 27, 2003

scrannage 

like the word 'scran' meaning food
'yes dave, i'll take a bit of that scrannage. looks really tasty.'

scarnage 

Carnage that leaves a mental scar.
Aw man, do you remember the time we went to that food place over there? That was some real scarnage that came out of me that night.
scarnage by mal ete February 20, 2017
When an ordinarily average person becomes irresistible due to excessive musical talent.
Pete Docherty has some major scanage!!
Scanage by Vixennn January 27, 2014
To knowingly and impermissibly take from, steal from, or rifle through another's personal property, while strung out on Meth or other benders (spiced out).

Def. From Augusta Maine.
1. The other day I scranged Ed's cigarettes and coffee.

2. If you see my car in free parking, don't fucking scrange it bro. Leave my shit alone.
3. Will's earbuds were scranged at the ARRC. He now needs new earbuds.