saxtonuffelupagus

strange creature of jurrisac era much like a mammoth, but with a pt badge for a left eye, characteristics include, making privateuffelupagus's do push ups for no reason other than personal pleasure, and eating cheese.
elmo comforted saxtonuffelupagus when he lost his dear friend mr. huggy, the stuffed brick of cheese he recieved from his late mother while a child.
by cody May 21, 2004
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jizzam

Jizzam is the term for a particulary attractive female, this attraction must be younger and dressed "slutty".
(Girl walks by)
Guy: JIZZAM!
by Cody January 18, 2005
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Prostimatute

"Heeeeey a boo-boo, lets get us some prostimatutes!"
by Cody March 12, 2003
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kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.
He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.
by Cody October 19, 2002
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short bus

A short version of a school bus used to transport "special" students to their respective School/Workshop. Often used an an insult.
"What the hell kid, you just get off the short bus?"

"I don't want to sound like I just hopped off the short bus here.."
by Cody May 28, 2004
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Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.
if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.
by cody May 21, 2004
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clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
by Cody May 06, 2004
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