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scootfuck 

sex in which during the act the partners move along in any direction, almost with every thrust or grind.
We were so caught up, we just scootfucked around the entire living room. You could see the path in the carpet afterward
scootfuck by errpo August 7, 2011
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schoolfucked 

The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.

Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?

Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.

Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
schoolfucked by kidolmao October 25, 2016

spoonfuck 

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.
The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.
spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

sportfuckin' 

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"
sportfuckin' by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

shootbuckets 

-a more polite version of the word shit; if your with adults that dont allow cussing.
mom: get out of bed now!
me: five more minutes.
mom: you know its nine oh clock right?
me: oh shootbuckets, im going to be late for work!!!
shootbuckets by haleystarr June 26, 2010

sportfucking gene 

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.
"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."
sportfucking gene by evecchio April 13, 2010

scrotyfucked 

a mental state of extreme intoxication where blackout is imminent. most commonly correlated with McCormick's vodka, but can be achieved with a variety of liquor and beer.
Rex, Sean, Cliff, & Manny started drinking at 5pm. By the time 2am rolled around, they were so scrotyfucked that they started a fight, shattered a window, been in cuffs, spent all their money, and ruined countless relationships.
scrotyfucked by billybob3453 November 15, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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