spoonfuck

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.

The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.

spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007

Words you can keep

spoonfuck

i think it means to be fucked with a spoon. or maybe to lay in the spooning position and engage in sex!

my girlfriend calls me spoonfuck all the time.

spoonfuck by S.M.S. January 16, 2006

Related Words

spoonfuck • spoon fucking • Spoonbucket • spook fucking • Spoonface • Spoondick • SporkFucker • poonfuck • Spawnfucked • spoonful

SpawnFuck

1.The act of SpawnFucking. In an online First-Person-Shooter, to SpawnFuck means to completely decimate the entire opposing team, repeatedly killing them as they spawn from dying.

2. Getting fucked over by the poor spawning system in an online First-Person-Shooter so that you respawn on top of/in front of an enemy bullet, grenade, or other explosive.

1. Helpless noob: "omg we are getting SpawnFucked by these hackers!!!11!!!one!!!!*turns off Xbox"
SpawnFucker: "NOOO HE WAS HOST!!!!!"

2. Normal Player: "Yay, finally a game." *joins the game and instantly dies to an enemy grenade* "...Wow, what a SpawnFuck" *turns off Xbox*

SpawnFuck by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 22, 2011

gypsy spoonful

1. A creative community made up of artists, designers, sewists, painters, and other creative entrepreneurs.

2. A marketplace where the shop small movement can be supported.

3. A marketplace where nothing is imported or mass produced, everything individually handcrafted in small quantities by American makers
4. A boutique shopping experience where shoppers can work one on one with a shop owner to create a personalized or custom design.

5. A marketplace where all shipping costs are included in the price so what you see is what you get.

Look at this funny T-shirt I had made at Gypsy Spoonful, isn’t it cool? I love it!

gypsy spoonful by GoosieGirl December 17, 2018

Take a spoonful

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!

“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”

Take a spoonful by emffas!s January 26, 2011

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.

♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down by Telephony July 1, 2015

spoonful of pills

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

spoonful of pills by Jsmelks September 30, 2015

More from Urban Dictionary

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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