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spoonfuck 

Everyone knows that their girl likes to spoon, meaning your crotch is pressed against her ass. Typically, this is an after-sex position, but sometimes you get your second wind faster than expected, and you start rubbing the cock against the pussy. Once hard, you stick it in her from behind, but in a laying-on-your-side position.
The bitch wasn't satisfied, so once I could get it up again I spoonfucked her while rubbing her clit until she had a crygasm.
spoonfuck by J-Reddish October 30, 2007
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spoonfuck 

i think it means to be fucked with a spoon. or maybe to lay in the spooning position and engage in sex!
my girlfriend calls me spoonfuck all the time.
spoonfuck by S.M.S. January 16, 2006

SpawnFuck 

1.The act of SpawnFucking. In an online First-Person-Shooter, to SpawnFuck means to completely decimate the entire opposing team, repeatedly killing them as they spawn from dying.

2. Getting fucked over by the poor spawning system in an online First-Person-Shooter so that you respawn on top of/in front of an enemy bullet, grenade, or other explosive.
1. Helpless noob: "omg we are getting SpawnFucked by these hackers!!!11!!!one!!!!*turns off Xbox"
SpawnFucker: "NOOO HE WAS HOST!!!!!"

2. Normal Player: "Yay, finally a game." *joins the game and instantly dies to an enemy grenade* "...Wow, what a SpawnFuck" *turns off Xbox*
SpawnFuck by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 22, 2011

gypsy spoonful 

1. A creative community made up of artists, designers, sewists, painters, and other creative entrepreneurs.

2. A marketplace where the shop small movement can be supported.

3. A marketplace where nothing is imported or mass produced, everything individually handcrafted in small quantities by American makers
4. A boutique shopping experience where shoppers can work one on one with a shop owner to create a personalized or custom design.

5. A marketplace where all shipping costs are included in the price so what you see is what you get.
Look at this funny T-shirt I had made at Gypsy Spoonful, isn’t it cool? I love it!
gypsy spoonful by GoosieGirl December 17, 2018

Take a spoonful 

Short for . . . Take a spoonful of concrete & harden the fuck up.

Intended to imply that a male (or sometimes a female) lacks courage and needs to "grow a set" (of testicles)!
“its time to take a spoonful of concrete, so you can harden the fuck up!”
Take a spoonful by emffas!s January 26, 2011

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down 

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.
♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

spoonful of pills 

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.
Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.
spoonful of pills by Jsmelks September 30, 2015