scomo-sexual 

The term for one who is sexually attracted to Scott Morrison, the current Prime Minister of Australia

Person: I get a boner for ScoMo
Other Person: Wow me too
Extra Person: You are Scomo-Sexuals

scomo-sexual by Pukas Grig V July 10, 2019

SCEMOSEXUAL 

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

SCEMOSEXUAL by tribilliee January 2, 2008

Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

somosexual 

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...

John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual

somosexual by tae619 September 7, 2015

Schmosexual 

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

Schmosexual by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

SCEMOSEXUAL 

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.

Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.

SCEMOSEXUAL by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009

Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter

Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.

Shomosexual by Caseysace June 15, 2011