scmatty

This man bullies midgets that look like there in primary school, and those who have a Dad with no job. Generally in SNH mode (Sad Nigga Hours) and beats his dick to the book of nigalations.

Scmatty has no jumper, someone who is 4ft 11 can shoot better than him

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Shmatty

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

Shmatty

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

Scatty Batty

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.

You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.

by Andy McColl May 25, 2008

Scratty

An object or person with a scruffy, dishevelled, unkempt or cheap appearance. Tatty trainers and unwashed clothes complimented by greasy hair that hasn't been taken to a barber for a good few months, let alone seen shampoo would constitute a 'scratty' appearance. A cheap brand of clothes with little style could be described as 'scratty'. A tacky town or city could be branded 'scratty'.

1: "Have you seen Dave's new car?"
2: "The B reg metro?"
1: "Yeah."
2: "Yeah, it's scratty."

1: "Dude, scratty Anne has a new hair do, have you seen it?"
2: "Yeah, looks like she cut it herself."

1: "All those drugs have made Pete Doherty look really scratty."
2: "Agreed."

1: "I went to bradford to see some friends over Easter."
2: "What was it like?"
1: "To tell the truth, it was downright scratty."

by Pengers December 28, 2005

Scatty as Staley

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley

mate your getting scatty as staley

by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019

scatty

someone who is all over the place

oh no!!! ive forgot to go to that interview it must be because i lost my appointment card, where is that now? oh this must be it in my bra! I thought something was itchy! hehe!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005