a fat posh lad, who eats too much and has eyes bigger than pies lmao! But fancies the really pretty girls!
Oh my GOd he like Pooh bear or somethink! hes always eating and talks in that really annoying voice *cringe* he really likes Becky yer know? lmao, she wants his head on a stick!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
a person who annoys you with their tendencies to not know anything yuor talking about, doesnt mean that they aint bright just that they annoy you when you really wanna say something and the keep saying, who? what? why? when? where? arrrrrrgh! always the 'wh-' questions!
A:you know that lad we saw saturday right?
B:Which one?
A:The fit one?
B: There was loadsa fit lads that night!
A: The one Ive been on about ever since I laid eyes on him!!!
B: hang on a minute where was we when we met him? What did he look like? was he tall? small? dark? blonde? (about to sing "its rainin men!"
A: in the erm oh shut up you thicko!!!
B:Which one?
A:The fit one?
B: There was loadsa fit lads that night!
A: The one Ive been on about ever since I laid eyes on him!!!
B: hang on a minute where was we when we met him? What did he look like? was he tall? small? dark? blonde? (about to sing "its rainin men!"
A: in the erm oh shut up you thicko!!!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!
Chic A:"OOOOh i had a good night last night when *insert name* come round!"
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
when a person you really fancy says to you, do you just wanna have fun cus im not really the one for relationships!
you heart crumbles cus you cant bear the thought of someone else touching his/her body arrrrrrrrrgh!
he/she cant handle the strains of a relationship but can handle the strains of, the condom wont flush and my little brother wants the loo!!!/this sheets a bit wet and my moms gotta wash it etc.
you heart crumbles cus you cant bear the thought of someone else touching his/her body arrrrrrrrrgh!
he/she cant handle the strains of a relationship but can handle the strains of, the condom wont flush and my little brother wants the loo!!!/this sheets a bit wet and my moms gotta wash it etc.
person-a: your gorgeous, im glad we have this special bond!
person-b: (*gulp* special?) yeah! your propa sexy! im glad you understand that im an anti-relationship-type and am just looking for fun!
person-a: meh!
person-b: (*gulp* special?) yeah! your propa sexy! im glad you understand that im an anti-relationship-type and am just looking for fun!
person-a: meh!
by Trinkbar_Trina May 13, 2005
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005