SClubation 

The act of wanking while watching an S Club video.

SClubation is not a crime

SClubation by WhosYourDaddy69 January 14, 2004

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.

Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?

salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

salutation 

A form of greeting used when "hey" "hi" or "wazzup" just aren't good enough.

Bob: Greetings.
Fred: Salutations.

salutation by Drica-Chan July 19, 2006

Solobation 

To masturbate

Is the hand lotion ok to use? No, it's my husbands for Solobation.

Solobation by Swayze pants October 5, 2015

Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.

“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

Bulbous salutation by thischarmingtrash February 18, 2019

Greetings and Salutations 

“FUK YUWH”
🖕🏼
💥🔫
✊🏼🩸

"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"

Greetings and Salutations by Determinate May 13, 2021