Solobation 

To masturbate

Is the hand lotion ok to use? No, it's my husbands for Solobation.

Solobation by Swayze pants October 5, 2015

solobration 

The act of celebrating an event (birthday, award-winning, graduation, et cetera.) alone. This can either be by choice or because of circumstances beyond your control.

I am having a solobration for my birthday this year.

I had my first solobration after David was born.

solobration by olispeaks April 17, 2023

slobbation 

- English word: slobbation
- German word: Abschmatz
- most commonly used for negative situations in any context possible.
- When something sucks, it's a Abschmatz.
- verb: abschmatzen (to slobbate).
- if somebody is obnoxious, he slobates you.
- synonym for failure, outage, collapse, breakdown

- my French test was a slobbation.
- ey, Französisch war voll der Abschmatzer.

- don't slobate my head!
- schmatz mein Kopf nicht ab!

- slobbation, bro!
- Abschmatzer, laan!

slobbation by Currywurst22 June 23, 2009

e-solation

The deliberate decision to go on vacation without a laptop computer, no smart phone, and no contact whatsoever with the cyber-world; or to take a break from such contact.

"I can't wait to go on our camping trip!"
"Can you survive roughing it in the middle of nowhere without tweeting or posting on Facebook?"
"You bet! I'm gonna enjoy my e-solation!"

e-solation by MILatino February 28, 2011

solobration 

The celebration following a break-up with a person you really did not care for much anyway. Usually a large gathering with lots of close friends and drinking is involved.

After Mark broke-up with Beyonce for the second time, she went out and had a solobration with her friends Abbi, Miss-A, and Lisa. It was a great night.

solobration by FindingLoveInAHopelessPlace January 10, 2012

scloration 

pronoun;the weathering of an object or idea;dusted, decrease in quality,

outdated, outmoded, antiquated

When I left my surfboard outside I was disappointed to see the scloration that had occurred and how my board was now faded and deteriorated.

scloration by jconyani August 29, 2010

Sotovation 

so·to·va·tion
-noun
1) The act or instance of sotovation.

2) The opposite of motovation.

3) The epitome of hate and detest for all things blatantly ignorant and motardish.

—Related forms
so·to·va·tion·al, adjective
so·to·va·tive, adjective
so·to·va·tor, noun
so·to·vate, verb

Guy A: "Wow, that guy really hates this place."

Guy B: "Yeah he has a lot of sotovation to be here."

Sotovation by Filepe Pen15 February 19, 2009