Weathering

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

by Andy K April 6, 2004

Weathering

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.

That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering

by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021

Psychedelic Weathering

Natural wear in material objects due to psychedelic properties in nature.

Dude, check out the psychedelic weathering on that stick.

by Psychedelic weathering August 22, 2020

Feathering It

1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).

2.) Cutting your hair with fire.

First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.

Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!

by RUNJRE May 21, 2020

Watering can

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

by the rellie May 10, 2007

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

Watering the lawn

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015