I was
talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to
elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story.
Jesus Christ