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Sclenching

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.
Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”
by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005
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