Sclenching

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

Clenching Chowder

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Sleeching

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

Clenching

When a woman's uterus and vagina contract causing unbelievable pleasure course through her body.

My lower belly clenched in anticipation of his cock. I could imagine it like it was happening. As my vagina was clenching, all over my body pleasure ran through my veins.

by Kittenliar January 15, 2018