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slapperdoodle
A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")
"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"
"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."
"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"
"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."
"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"
slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013
cell slapped
An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.
cell slapped by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016
Poon Scrapper
poon scrapper
/pune skraper/
noun
1.
a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect
"a poon scrapper"
synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc
verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away
"poon scrapping"
synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer
/pune skraper/
noun
1.
a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect
"a poon scrapper"
synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc
verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away
"poon scrapping"
synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer
Example One:
Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?
Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?
Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.
Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.
Man 1: Indeed.
Example Two:
Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.
Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats
Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.
Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?
Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?
Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.
Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.
Man 1: Indeed.
Example Two:
Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.
Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats
Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.
Poon Scrapper by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019
Knee Slapper slong
Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
big slappy
big slappy by rabidspanial May 24, 2016
Slapper Fockers
A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.
Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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