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Situance 

Noun - A specific moment in time at a specific place.

Combination of and synonomous with the words "situation" and "instance"
At this very situance...

This isn't an adequate situance to talk about that...
Situance by GrammarNazi31 April 29, 2011
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Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

Scienance 

Behavioural finance

Using scientific theory, data, probability and patterns, applying them to the principles of finance or money management.

More recently, this area has seen a surge in interest and activity, thanks to a parabolic surge in curiousity by fund managers, data scientists and hedge funds, regarding how scientific principles can be applied via neural networks (deep learning etc.) to the lucrative space of money management.
That stock trade shows zero knowledge of scienance.

It's either scienance or gambling.

If you don't understand how scienance works, then you're pretty much guessing.
Scienance by Datbknight January 28, 2020

shitmancer 

A master in the act of producing shit in more ways than one.
Hey! Why is that guy coverd in shit?

Well you see we travel with a shitmancer.

shitranger 

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.
"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.
shitranger by Head July 29, 2004

Shytrance 

Being really shy at a trance event, Hiding behind a tree listening to psytrance
This turned out to be a real shytrance party i cannot look at anyone
Shytrance by jacobcrystaldog January 30, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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