When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

Mid-shittance by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

Get the Mid-shittance mug.

scitrance

Fast BPM, usually 150BMP, electronic music similar to psytrance, but with sci-fi sounds and synths. Japanese-inspired instruments and chants replace psytrance's Indian-inspired vocals and instruments.

This scitrance beat makes me feel in Neo-Tokyo in 2088.

scitrance by Aika VRDJ April 17, 2023

Get the scitrance mug.

shitmancer

A master in the act of producing shit in more ways than one.

Hey! Why is that guy coverd in shit?

Well you see we travel with a shitmancer.

shitmancer by wakandaforeverripchadwickbosem July 2, 2021

Get the shitmancer mug.

shitranger

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.

"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.

shitranger by Head July 29, 2004

Get the shitranger mug.

Shittance

Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.

“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”

Shittance by gryphon922 July 10, 2020

Get the Shittance mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.