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The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
Related Words

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:
Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.
schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schwoops 

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.
Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You aight man?
JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.
Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!
schwoonhoggle by Ralniv June 19, 2015

Schwoogie 

of negroid roots, negroidus ,see mooncricket
Two schwoogies broke into my house and stole my tv
Schwoogie by pete. September 11, 2005

schwombo 

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.
"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"
schwombo by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018