The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Related Words

schwoom • schwoomple • schwoop • schloom • schwoog • schoom • Schwoogie • Schkoom • Schoomer • Schoomp

schwoogies

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.

schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schwoops

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.

Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You aight man? [JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

Schwoops by kinger and muscle beach July 23, 2010

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.

Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!

schwoonhoggle by Ralniv June 19, 2015

Schwoogie

of negroid roots, negroidus ,see mooncricket

Two schwoogies broke into my house and stole my tv

Schwoogie by pete. September 11, 2005

schwombo

A blind paedophile wombat, commonly found in southern Tasmania.

"Schwombo dat you there!?"
"Best get on your knees now Schwombo!"
"Schwombo can't see so good no more!"
"Shake n' glaze Schwombo!"

schwombo by ThETrUtHBoUtWoMbAtS September 27, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026