schwate

Slang for "sweet." It is the final stage in progression from, "sweet," to "swaete," to "schwate."

Don: Dude, I got two tickets to the game tonight! You wanna go?
Ron: Schwate, man. Of course I do.

by NathanTheGreat October 22, 2010

shwater

the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada

Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.

by warrfull June 17, 2006

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

by Schwasted January 19, 2009

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

by grat101 December 22, 2010

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

by CableGod May 5, 2009

Patrick Schwastey

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010