Schnattered

In reference to Papa John AKA John Schnatter, not having had his day of reckoning to this day.
Synonym to get rekt

Man this fella just kicked my ass in the bar, I got schnattered in there

Schnattered by Schlongorghini April 29, 2021

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

schnatter 

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

schnatter by slagitor November 1, 2013

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006

shattered penis 

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

shattered penis by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006