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A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

schwaggered by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013

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Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

Related Words

schwaggered • schmaggered • Shaggered • schlagered • schwagger • swaggered • schwagged • Schwaggeddy • Schwagger Napper • schwaggert

Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered by ez September 24, 2004

schmaggered

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

swaggered

A term in which one has potential, is injured, and must scratch and claw back to the top, usually after being injured by WWE wrestler Jack Swagger.

Wade Barrett was on a roll with his "Bad News" gimmick until he got Swaggered in a match.

swaggered by Notorious Eddie Mac October 22, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026