schwagged

Exiled for being schwag; of poor character.

You don't have to worry about her around here. She's been schwagged.

by Bleached_blue September 5, 2016

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

by Schwasted January 19, 2009

schwagg

shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.

brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"

by johnlf January 24, 2008

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

by natcat April 18, 2008

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

by CableGod May 5, 2009

schwaggtastiq

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"

That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.

by MrDictionaryOfWisdom April 3, 2011

schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017