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Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009
shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.
brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"
schwagg by johnlf January 24, 2008
One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.
That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!
schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006
Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.
"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."
schwaggot by natcat April 18, 2008
To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....
Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!
Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009

schwaggtastiq 

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"
That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.