schwaggert 

1) a participant in the usage of schwag.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.

1)I can't believe he smoked that ditch weed, what a schwaggert.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.

schwaggert by onionvolcano December 15, 2009

schwogger

One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.

That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!

schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

schwaggot by natcat April 18, 2008

schmaggered 

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

Schwagner

A term for ex-schwag dealers who are hopelessly broke.

Hey you see that schwagner? Over there sellin' his ass on the corner for a dinner...

Schwagner by Z06 July 7, 2006

Schwagger Napper 

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

Schwagger Napper by fezzyone October 8, 2011

schwagger 

Somone who always buy's, and smokes low grade marijuana.

"dude all that allen kid smokes is schwag, hes such a schwagger."

schwagger by Dankins February 25, 2008