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shlaggot
shlaggot by dank bread May 6, 2016
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Schwagstock
a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead
Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008
schwagster
1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007
Swaggot
A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
Swaggot by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012
schwagg
shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.
Swaggot
Swaggot by HorrorStory October 13, 2011
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