Noun. Someone who takes dramatic measures to achieve a schwiftastic state of mind; a quality of one who takes that shit to the next level while practicing Schwiftology, and additionally tops the charts of the Schwiftometer.
Man, I was so schwifted out that I accidentally lit the deck on fire and then I had to completely empty the entire apartment before the fire department showed up....straight schwiftaddict.
by Natalie Wobble May 29, 2021
Get the Schwiftaddictmug.