Skip to main content

Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010
Related Words

schwatever 

Another way for saying "what". Also came from the word "schwat" as used in the "schifty-five" video.
"Hey what do you want to do right now?"

"Schwatever."
schwatever by Nutters6464 August 29, 2008

Schwater 

(Noun)
Est.2001

A substance that is excreeted anally that is a mix of water and the shits.
"Andy had to run to the bathroom because he had tacos that gave him Schwater bad.
Schwater by Prodigler February 8, 2008

schwattler 

the word originates from the austro-german verb "schwattln". it basically describes a guy who streams himself from his phone while having a mr. x cap on
yo that dude last night on twitch was a total schwattler
schwattler by schwattler March 8, 2019

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026