schoogen 

pronounced: S-chu-jen

I: (n) Any item than can be used for stabbing or otherwise melee slaying.

II: (n) A word adapted after the word 'shank' and 'tool' became popularized and prison guards began picking up on them in conversations between inmates.

III: (v) The act of stabbing, killing, or slaughtering. Usuially done within the confines of a maximum security prison, hence the acomplishment is heavily weighed.

This schoogen is getting dull, i might replace it soon

Yo mang, you got that schoogen ready for tonight?

I totally schoogened that cracker from solitary and no one even saw me.

schoogen by Dylan T Broe April 7, 2008

Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball

We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

Schoopening by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD May 6, 2022

Schrögender 

A modern, scientifically proven and quantum-mechanically valid interpretation for unpredictable, all-encompassing, non-problematic gender fluidity, cleverly referring to the famous cat thought-experiment by Erwin Schrödinger. Although quantum mechanics is fundamental to the understanding of everything and all, this interpretation has been suppressed by years of oppressive patriarchy. This lead in turn to the most absolutely contrary and wrong interpretation of gender: a binary, rather than infinite, construct that only today's advanced science can hope to bust.

Iain: Hey so, what's your gender? I'm a bit at a loss here and I don't want to trigger anyone...
Me: Oh it's quite simple, really: I identify as a Schrögender. That is, my gender is a quantum superposition of "gender-states" , until said superposition is measured. The wave-function then collapses and a specific gender in a specific point in time can be evaluated.
Iain: So...you don't know your gender until someone asks you?
Me: No, you ignoramus, I am ALL genders and NO genders ALL AT THE SAME TIME until someone asks. Sheesh, get a degree.

Sam: Hey, I'm writing a letter of reference for Charles but I'm not sure of what pronoun to use.
Seamus: Oh, you gotta use He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe.
Sam: Why so many?
Seamus: He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe is a Schrögender.
Sam: Ooooohhhh. Makes sense.

Schrögender by Falkatore December 5, 2016

shoogen boogen 

Shoogen boogen is the meaning of life, and the meaning of life, is Shoogen boogen. It is a gift from God.

Ryan: Brennan what is the Shoogen Boogen?
Brennan: The meaning of life
Ryan: What's the meaning of life?
Brennan: Shoogen Boogen

shoogen boogen by Tiggy/Brennan May 24, 2007

Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone

That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz

Sluzen Schlogenz by JHFMX September 15, 2019

schnoogens 

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.

1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!

schnoogens by bobby May 25, 2004

schoogenshlah 

(shcoo-gen-sh-la)

a very large and confusing person with more than the regular amount of any appendage

i met a strangeguy today...such a schoogenshlah

schoogenshlah by deerpark November 24, 2006