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Schooge

A word that can be used in every sentence in any tone

The first word created by god
“I’m totally gonna schooge this chick tonight”

What the schooge?”

This guy is being such a schooge”

“Those brownies were absolutely schooge!”
by Schooze May 27, 2018
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Schooter

Schooter is used to define someone who would probably shoot up a school or someone who has shot up a school.
That kid who sits by himself at lunch and has no friends is a schooter.
by Schoot November 30, 2018
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Scrooge McDucking

To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.
Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.

John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?
by kbair March 7, 2011
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sclooge

The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.
I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.
by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011
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middle schooler

A young person between the ages of 10-14, give or take.

Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.

Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.

Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Specimen A:

BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.

AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.

Specimen B:

BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.

AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
by iAnomaly January 22, 2011
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Scrooge McDuck

verb
To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.
by 14bj337 December 23, 2012
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Middle schooler

they make cringey tiktoks
Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019
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