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croissant

A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

Feelings
Inside
Not
Expressed

not to be a gym teacher but you are not fine, you are actually
Feelings
Inside
Not
Expressed

they make cringey tiktoks

Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video

midoriya is a broccoli head

Paladins is a rip-off of overwatch for depressed children who were kicked out of overwatch because they weren't salty enough.

person 1: do you play overwatch
person 2: no but I do play paladins
person 1: get out of my life you unsalty whore

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board

person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board

A dragon that will breath sand instead of fire

little timmy: *proceeds to spit sand everywhere
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die