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Jacob

The biggest and most perverted asshole you can ever meet

person 1: Jacob is so perverted
person 2: he's an asshole too

an egotistical try-hard child who needs to shut up or get a muzzle

brighton: man check this out, I beat your score by 1%... your such a loser
me: shut up and get a muzzle you annoying sweat

1. a word you call your love interest (hentai)
2. a word you call your superiors (real life in japan)

1. anime retard: DON'T YOU LOVE ME SENPAI

2. person1: senpai is helping me with homework

1. One of the funnest things in the universe
2. you move down sand dunes at a high speed on a board

person 1: let's go sand boarding
person 2: no thanks!
person 1: that was not a question... get your sand board

A dragon that will breath sand instead of fire

little timmy: *proceeds to spit sand everywhere
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die

within 24 hours of reading this, a man with a strange german accent will knife you in the back.

this is basically a ANTI vsco girl jacket

person1: quick put on the turtle necks, the vsco people are approaching
person2: *puts on a turtle neck jacket