aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'s definitions

Jacob

The biggest and most perverted asshole you can ever meet

person 1: Jacob is so perverted
person 2: he's an asshole too

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

Middle schooler

they make cringey tiktoks

Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

tree

practically the definition of mentally and physically strong...
they start out small grow tall and thick and stand by as people chop down their friends and family

person 1: Jhonny it will be OK I know grandma is gone but she has gone to a happier place... be a tree and tough it out
Jhonny: ok I'll try

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

Paladins

Paladins is a rip-off of overwatch for depressed children who were kicked out of overwatch because they weren't salty enough.

person 1: do you play overwatch
person 2: no but I do play paladins
person 1: get out of my life you unsalty whore

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 5, 2019

spy

within 24 hours of reading this, a man with a strange german accent will knife you in the back.

spy: magnificent

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 7, 2020

croissant

A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 7, 2020

Stupid

you

ur mom: don't search your own name silly
dad: yeah that makes you STUPID

by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 8, 2020