Zoinks

What Shaggy says when Scooby is suckin on his jenkies but keeps on yoinkin.
Oh zoinks Scooby!
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Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.
Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.
by KingArthurUP June 20, 2012
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When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond
-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"
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Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking
"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"
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A phrase used to declare that the almighty God, Norville “Shaggy” Rogers, has marked the listener for death.
God, Shaggy Himself: Zoinks!

You: oh god, no please. I am a loyal subjec—
by LoyalToShaggy<3 January 29, 2019
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A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.
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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"
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Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.
Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth
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