Zoinks

What Shaggy says when Scooby is suckin on his jenkies but keeps on yoinkin.

Oh zoinks Scooby!

by BodyOdorBlockingPower May 22, 2017

Zoinks

Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.

Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.

by KingArthurUP March 09, 2012

Zoinks

When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond

-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"

by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018

Zoinks

The last thing you here before shaggy kills you by blinking

"Like zoinks One puch man you made me use 0.0001% of my power"

by Scottscrab March 24, 2019

Zoinks

Zoinks is said with-in a group of people, when each individual is ejaculating. Once this action has been performed many many times by each person. Then a member of the group can call out zoinks and trigger a mass, spontaneous ejaculation

"ZOINKS"

by BoricJarl March 01, 2018

Zoinks

A sound that someone makes when they are worried.

Zoinks, that guy is eating icecream with his teeth

by Why do you care about who I am April 24, 2019

Zoinks

The expression of which when you are frightened,scared,etc.

Oh Zoinks!

by Rakrad November 17, 2017