schnute 

n: schnute, the = a particularly hot girl; a honeytrap; a princess;
v: to schnute = the act of being hot; the act of being a honeytrap; to outschnute = to compete with other girls, and win; to overschnute = to bear her nose higher than others;
p: to be schnuted = to get laid by a honeytrap;

"Whoa, that girl's pretty schnute."

schnute by maquiavelo February 16, 2009

Hanuta Schnute 

Man führt Kot in den Mund des Partners ein, und massiert dann die Lippen so das dass Kot raus quillt.

Schatz! Lass mich eine Hanuta Schnute machen!

Hanuta Schnute by Hanuta Schnute July 31, 2020

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

Schruted 

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

Schruted by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

Dwight Schrute 

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

Dwight Schrute by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

schnite 

A stupid person that is incredibly annoying and makes you filled with rage

“Hey man did you see that stupid schnite walking down the hallway yesterday?”
“Yeah, what a schnite.”

schnite by swaglicious688 October 15, 2020