schrute

noun, a schrute is an annoying co-worker, one who specifically attaches himself to you, decides that you're best buddies, and procedes to make your work life unbearable. derived from Rainn Wilson's character Dwight Schrute from NBC's "The Office."

Sorry, I'd have had this report done sooner, but this schrute kept interrupting me with inane questions. that's why it took me three hours to finish a project that should have taken a half-hour.

by earpuller December 30, 2005

schrute

To look amazing and have a really good outfit.

Ex.
"Wow ana you look Schrute af today with that mustard button up"

by Dwight.beets January 28, 2017

Schruted

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Schruted It

pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.

by icoz June 24, 2010

schruting

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

by blackbeauty456 January 05, 2014

SCHRUTE

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really screwed that up. I really schruted it.

by CoreyHughes25 January 16, 2007

Schruted

verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)

Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.

Michael: What?

Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute?

Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

by phat_tonyca April 27, 2007