A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.
Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.
by Whittastic September 07, 2007
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
"Whats the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?" "Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."
by jimbo22 May 13, 2008
Fictional currency used on The Office U.S. by Dwight Schrute in the episode "The Job". They are used as a motivational tool. The ratio of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels is equal to the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. A Schrutebuck is equal to 1/100 to a cent. 1000 Schrutebucks can be exchanged for an extra 5 minutes of your lunch break.
Dwight Schrute: You have been awarded one Schrutebuck for visiting my beet farm yesterday.
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!
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