Definitions by valerie2776

Hank Green 

Hank is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.

He is also comprised completely out of awesome.

Hank Green and John Green are, in fact, not the same person.

Hank Green by valerie2776 July 5, 2008

Best Wishes 

1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighter John Green.

2. An expression of hope for another's welfare.

"And then, when it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, 'All right, well, take care, talk to you soon,' and I said 'Best wishes!' Best wishes?!"

Best Wishes by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Dwight Schrute 

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

Dwight Schrute by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Stanley Hudson 

Character on NBC's The Office.

Stanley works as a sales representative at the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, a paper supply company.

Stanley is a hard worker with an affinity for crossword puzzles and a disdain for Michael Scott, his boss.

Stanley Hudson as described by Michael Scott: "Wanted: middle aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart."

Stanley Hudson by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

tragedies 

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

tragedies by valerie2776 April 22, 2008