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Slang term for penis.

Synonyms: peen, or cock.
Oh man that fine hunnie there is gonna get stabbed by my schnox. POW POW POW right in the rib cage.
schnox by celisse June 24, 2005
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Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.
"I love you so much Schnookie!"
Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009
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schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.
"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".
schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011
A cuter word for Penis/Dick
Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.
Schnoop by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schnibb-schnobb

noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.
John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.
schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008

schnoo's law 

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.
A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.
schnoo's law by manny morgan August 5, 2007

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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