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Schnookie
An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.
Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009
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schnoxic • schnox • schnoodle • schnook • schnoodling • schnockered • schnoogle • Schnookums • schnoo • schnog
schnoogling
schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011
Schnoop
schnibb-schnobb
noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.
John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.
schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008
schnoo's law
"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.
A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.
schnoo's law by manny morgan August 5, 2007
schnoodle diving
When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.