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Schnorkel

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.
Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!
by gingerrae March 29, 2010
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schnorkel

A huge, usually jewish nose. An extreme version of a Schnozz or shnozz
DAMN! Check out that bitch's nose.
-What a schnorkel!
by J-Hutch September 6, 2005
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schnorkel

1. V. The brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.

2. N. The goober mist emitted from a happy doggy's nasal out-breath.
"Yuck! I went to pet Pugmo and she schnorkeled me. I gotta go wash up." (From non-dog lover)

"Pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath." (Dog lover)
by Urbans Sprouts January 6, 2009
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Schnorkel

All parts of speech, meaning anything having to do with smoking cannabis.
"Would you like to schnorkel? " "Use this schnorkel to schnorkel" "Don't forget to bring some schnorkel" "This is my schnorkel pipe"
by WashingtonStoners May 28, 2018
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Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.
"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."
by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008
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sneaky snorkel

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
by rassoodock September 7, 2009
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Portland Snorkel

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
by Snorks March 24, 2007
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