schnickelfritzs 

The term, "schnickelfritz," used to be a commonly used term, in place of the word "thing." it is derived from two ancient words of the ancient Babylonian and Mesopotamian languages; schnickel and fritz. A schnickel is a popular ghetto term for a monetary unit of exchange used in the United States, the nickel, worth 5 cents. A fritz is a popular, but not so popular term for a broken down German soldier. It was a piece of American military slang during the times of WWII. "Schnickelfritz" is now an unpopular term used by the almost-but-not-so-cool teenagers of s-dub. It won in a popularity contest against the word offie, and then lost in the meaningless banter in the WB network's Gilmore Girls, and is now used as a light insult to random, unsuspecting people who think it sounds schway.

"Did that nice guy with a cute dog just break up with you last night?"

"Yeah, he's a schnickelfritz."

schnickelfritzs by Justini Dinhrrine July 1, 2005

Schnickelfritz 

The word "schnickelfritz" is a term of endearment of uncertain Germanic origin. It means something akin to 'rascal', 'scamp', or 'little chatterbox'. The word is usually used with children, but can also be used between others who are close with each other.

Also, Schnickel Fritz is a folklore character. Fritz was a rascally little boy. He also is mentioned in the Schnitzelbank song. (Google the song...I'm not chronicling it here.)

Johnny just played a trick on me and made me look silly; what a schnickelfritz!

To a child: Hurry and put your shoes on, Schnickelfritz!

Schnickelfritz by Rampant Andie May 18, 2011

Shnickelfritz 

Bullshit Weed

I'm about to sell him the shnickelfritz & keep the good shit for myself

Shnickelfritz by Ziggy $ March 1, 2018

schnicklefritz 

Another term for marijuana, mary jane, pot, reefer, ganja.

I'm looking for a pound of schnicklefritz, you have any connections?

schnicklefritz by Trying to hide MJ from the gov January 18, 2013

schnickelfritz 

"The art of finding golf balls, lost by other golfers, in the rough and taking them as your own.

The most profitable way to play golf.

Jim "Hey, Jono, what are you doing in the bushes over there?"

Jono "Dont mind me, im just schnickelfritzing and looking for ducks"

schnickelfritz by Quack quack puffer fish May 4, 2021

Schniickelfritz 

Boyfriend

"i want a schniickelfritz!" "you have a schniickelfritz"

Schniickelfritz by 8th grade choir March 31, 2009

Schnickelfritz 

When you swap out a high item for a lower quality one because nobody will ever know the difference.

Did you schnickelfritz the Grey Goose for the Sobieski?

People keep coming up saying their Patron tastes like triple sec, I think the bar back schnickelfritzed the wrong bottle.

Schnickelfritz by Happekitty June 8, 2024