Definitions by J-Hutch

schnorkel 

A huge, usually jewish nose. An extreme version of a Schnozz or shnozz

DAMN! Check out that bitch's nose.
-What a schnorkel!

schnorkel by J-Hutch September 6, 2005

phantom phone 

The false feeling of a cellular phone vibrating in your pocket, even when the phone is not there

Damn, I'm blowing up. Oh wait, just phantom phone.

phantom phone by J-Hutch September 4, 2005

Volvo

Swedish cars often purchased by moms trying to keep their babies safe and then passed onto those same babies 16 years and 200,000 miles later, still running like new. They have a knack for fixing themselves if you just keep on driving. Looked best during the period of 1980-1996.

Dude, you got your Volvo yet?
-Naw, my mom wont let go of it

Volvo by J-Hutch July 8, 2005

Cry job 

When a guy makes a girl cry and forces her to use the tears as lubrication for a handjob. Often used after the girl has been naughty but the guy is feeling horny and mean

Did you break up with Katherine for her cheating on you?
-No, but I made that bitch give me a cry job

Cry job by J-Hutch July 8, 2005

nacker 

Nacker is a toned down version of the word Nigger/Nigga. Acceptable to be used by white people.

"AWWW, look at him, he's so tiny, just a lil' nacker"

nacker by J-Hutch May 13, 2005

M-Side

Street name for the neighborhood of Morningside in Northeastern Atlanta. Home to many a cultured, upper-middle class white person with pride for everything they represent. Also home to a lot of Jews and queers.

What hood you reppin?
-M-Side muthafucka

M-Side by J-Hutch May 13, 2005

nacker 

a milder euphemism used in place of "nigger" or "nigga". Acceptable to be used by white people.

Awww...how cute. He's just a lil' nacker.

nacker by J-Hutch February 27, 2005